Bumper Stickers - Fun on the Road

I have always enjoyed reading bumper stickers. These crisp and brief statements often make those rush hours less stressful. Here are some, which I am sure you’ll enjoy:

Life . Like A Roll Of Toilet Paper
It Goes Faster Near The End

I Respect Your Opinion
I Just Don't Want To Hear It

Jesus Is Coming
Look Busy

If You Can't Live Without Me
How Come You're Not Dead?

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken...
Watch For Finger.

I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.

Eat Right, Exercise
Die Anyway.

He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

If Walking Is So Good For You,
Why DoesMy Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

Heart Attacks:
God's RevengeFor Eating His Animal Friends.

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He is Lost?

All Men Are Animals;
Some Just Make Better Pets.

Politicians And Diapers Should Be Changed Often
And For The Same Reason

Look out!
I drive just like you

Gun Control Means
Using Both Hands

Lawyers - Criminals
I Forget the Difference

Just When You ThinkLife's A Bitch
It Has Puppies

God Created Man First
You Need A Rough Draft Before A Masterpiece

Why Do Women Fake Orgasms?
Because Men Fake Foreplay

Caution…
I Can Go From 0 To Bitch In 2.5 Seconds

Be Nice To Your Kids…
They'll Choose Your Nursing Home

Get Even …
Live Long Enough To Become A Problem To Your Kids

My Kids Think
I'm An ATM

My Wife And I Were Happy For 25 Years.
Then We Met.

If Money Is The Root Of All Evil
Why Do Churches Beg For It?

Remember Ladies;
It's NotMen's Minds That They Want Blown

Drugs Lead Nowhere…
But It's The Scenic Route

Earth First…
We'll Screw Up The Other Planets Later

Jesus Loves You
Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole

Love Thy Neighbour
But Don't Get Caught